DANCE! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

click the picture or follow this link for the video: http://hedgefundproductions.com/episodes/csds-dance-machine/

Investors-

It is with a heavy heart that we write to you. Some of you may know our very own CEO and motivational leader, Claude Thornbush, was kidnapped during a covert work vacation in Georgia. In fact, his trip was highly classified and potentially very profitable as he was divesting copper mining investments in the Colchi Mountains; however, even the partners of Claude S. Dutchy were unaware of his whereabouts. While we have very few details on his capture, those that are emerging tell of a horrible situation, gone horribly wrong. (view ransom video here: http://hedgefundproductions.com/episodes/hedge-fund-christmas-special/)

As we begin the first quarter of 2010, investor anxiety runs high and the markets seem increasingly volatile. While it would traditionally be a good time for the Fund to strike, we must report that we are not looking for more capital investment in our various portfolios. Rather, we are asking to save a life, that of Claude Thornbush, a man who has been kidnapped by a devilish group of rogue Caspian pirates against his will. And, from the last and only communique we have, his ransom has been set at Ten Million USD.

Which makes the following very important. This was to be our first attempt to enter a new, potentially profitable market place. In Claude’s ransom demand, he asks specifically for us to “start busting our humps.” So, with him in our forethoughts, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. He would want it that way.

Not to sound too pessimistic- we are great optimists- but the gravity of this situation is very real. The video you are about to see may be the last time we ever witness the guru himself, Claude Thornbush, in action. Part memorial, part fundraiser, we hope you enjoy CSD’s Dance Machine, and share it widely. Profits from this could aid in the safe return of a financial sage.

Seriously yours,

Team Get Thornbush Back

Claude S. Dutchy, LLC

Claude Thornbush RANSOM VIDEO:

This video may contain images that are disturbing to some viewers. Please be advised.

Hedge Fund Episode One: Baptism by Fired

We’re Legit Folks:

Looks as if some big fancy cats think we can play ball. They don’t know the least of it. Unfortunately, everyone seems duped into thinking we’re some kind of comedy show and not a legitimate hedge fund. Oops on them.

Pensions &Investments. www.pionline.com

Lots of Spice, Little Managing

October 19, 2009, 12:01 AM ET-Christine Williamson

As proof of just how far hedge funds have penetrated into the pop culture psyche, check out the web series “Hedge Fund” at hedgefundproductions.com.

But be sure to put your head phones on first: “Hedge Fund” would definitely receive a PG-13 rating for language, thanks to the freewheeling use of fun profanity by the three main characters, all “executives” of fictional hedge fund manager Claude S. Dutchy LLC. The series has some of the same feel and appeal of movies in the “guy flick” genre such as “Jackass” and “Animal House.”

full article here

And a REVIEW from TUBEFILTER.TV beloweth:

Sure, Throw Your Money In This ‘Hedge Fund’

by Jonathan Hludzinski on August 30th, 2009

Do you know what a Hedge Fund is? I don’t. And neither do the boys at the Claude S. Dutchy, LLC hedge fund. But, damnit, they’re determined to make it rich enough to race Lamborghinis, orbit earth in space, swim with their pet mako sharks and have orgies! Or so, Claude says in episode two of this incredible, gut-busting web series, Hedge Fund.

click here to read the full article

And yet another from Tilzy.tv

Invest Your Time in ‘Hedge Fund’ the Series

July 16th, 2009 | Written by: Heather J. Taylor

Writer/creator Chris Murray is gaining some market share in the web series world by offering folks a clever approach to comedy, in Hedge Fund. Produced by the eponymous Hedge Fund Productions, the show introduces a new, blundering “boys club” whose members aspire to be Masters of the Universe under the banner of Claude S. Dutchy, LLC.

click here to read the full article.